John and his new family at TA

Hi everyone this is John, Scott and James' and Taylors awesome roommate from Plain City (PC) Utah. I introduced the gang to the idea of Thug Apartment and they fell in love, but i don't like to take all the credit for TA even though i very easily could. I just wanted everyone to know that I have the coolest roommates ever, except for Eric and occasionally Jake (I hope they don't see this). Other than those two my roommates are way chill and I am enjoying my college experience. I would like to publicly thank Scott for spending late nights and sometimes late mornings at girls apartments with me and also spending fun five day weekends with me. I then would like to thank James for always being truthful in how i look and doing late night ab workouts with me. I would then like to thank Taylor for trying to complete my game of seven steps to Kevin Bacon starting with Johnny Dep even though he will never figure it out, but thanks for trying. I would also like to thank the Moberg family for taking care of me for a weekend in Moses Lake and for Scotts parents being almost identical to mine. I would like to end by letting everyone know that I have successfully helped Scott and James find the feeling of LOVE from many girls. Love is a confusing feeling, but we are all certain that we now cannot ignore what we are feeling. If you think my post is dumb let me know and I will probably tell you to go get something for me and tell you to get a life while you are at it, but let me know anyway. Love JT