Things that guys wonder what girls like?

Guys (not thugs) are always trying to figure out what things characteristics do girls like in guys. Im not talking about the personality characteristics like a good sense of humor, smart, kind caring, romantic, etc. And not to mention tall, dark and handsome. I have found out first hand that if you have a semi good looking friend that is at least 6' 4" then you can kiss your chances of getting the girl you want goodbye. I found out that the main reason why girls melt when tall semi cute guy come by is because they love to wear high heals! and if they are taller than you in high heals then your chances of getting with her are done son. Ask any girls how tall they are and they could give you two measurments one without heals the other with heals on. So here's a shout out for all you short doods! Take these tips to heart and they will help you make a good first impression. Because lets face it, everyone is shallow when you meet someone for the first time. cause you dont know anything about that person, so looks are all you have to go off of:
1. Get rid of all your tall friends.
2. 7 out of 10 girls prefer short clean cut guys and 2 out of 10 prefer shaggy hair. 1 prefers bald ( i only know one guy that can pull off a bald head really well and his first name does not end in ric.) But if thats all you have to work with you have my recepect cause your chances are slim.
3. 6 outof 11 prefer smooth chest, and 5 out of 10 prefer hairy chest. 0 out of 10 likes gorilla hairy chest. And 0 out of 10 like prickly chest. So do what you gotta do.
4. You gotta be a G, no way out of that. And for all you thugs out there I know a place where you can get in for free. TA113! Respect!
After you get your good first impression let your personality finish her off. Then once you finalize the deal you can tell them that your chest hair rivals most gorillas.
And ladies let me know what you think and if you would like to be included in the next surveys!

The docta is in!

After popular demand i finally have decided to begin to add in my thoughts on everything and anything. One thug in particular thinks i should let all my thoughts and intense studies on everything be know to all. Not only do i just give thought and make people think but i also give good advice on everything and anything. even though i might have not experienced it all. I still have good advice for everything. Like i alway say you dont have to play the game to be a good coach!
So to start off check this out! What is the difference between babies and parasites? Think about it. A parasite cannot liveon its own it needs an independent body to live off of. if you take a parasite and put it in a fully stocked apartment i wouldnt give that parasite a week before its dead. A newly born baby is the same way. I once gave a baby a 9 oz sirloin steak and all it did was suck on it much like a parasite! it didnt even try to bite off a peice. Im never going to give steak to a baby! wanna know why? caues its a waste of steak. I'll eat it instead. So babies and parasites aren't that different. They just suck on things and leave other people to do the rest for them. but in the babies defence, you cannot raise a parasite into a thug. I'll leave it at that. questions? comments? concerns? advice? Docta DDT#2 is in.

Life at TA

Hi! Hello! How are you? Yes this is your boy JT up at 1:30 in the morning just hangin with his boys Ironman and Lil Mitch. As I was sitting here with the boys looking at our newly aquired shrine... "The Cleat", and tango-ing some tangos on Rainbow 6... I began thinking. I wasn't really thinking of anything in particular, just about life in general. I was mostly thinking, of course, about all the things currently going on in my life and why I was dealt the hand I was being dealt. Some of the current things going on is of course school at BYU the most blessed university in the land, Hangin with awesome roommates and fergalicious girls (their bodies are vicious: 20 year olds, track stars, volleyball players, and rich half fake girls :)), My best friend Spanky leaving on the mish, awesome loving parents, and so on and so forth. I was trying to go deeper and deeper into my thoughts and think how blessed I am and how I got on this road I am on and all that ish.... Then it hit me!! Why am I thinking so much?? In general I love my life, and I think I am thinking too much and should just enjoy life and have fun. My point is that we should sometimes try not to make life so complicated and just love our life and know and acknowledge that we have been blessed and then just keep living our lives and not look back. I don't want to be one of those people who try to get all deep. Thug Apartment is awesome and people should chill out!!!! (ERIC) If we don't follow every little thing by a T we will be fine as long as we do what matters. So don't be to hard on yourself just do as Rihanna says and "Live Your Life", YOU DIG??

Love JT

TA and Women

While we (Scottie Mo, JT, Lil Mitch, Matt and I) were traveling out to PC for our Dude of the Day Spanky's farewell speech (By the way you rocked that homie, John was totally crying) Lil Mitch started to share a story of what happened to him last night while Scottie Mo, JT, and Spanky were out enjoying the evening with some lovely lady dimepieces. The story was about and old accquaintance of The Double Take Twins and Lil Mitch. While Lil Mitch was Facebooking this old accquaintance started a simple harmless chat with our boy Lil Mitch. However soon this innocent chat escalated quickly into a silly assumption and sterotype of most guys..excluding all TA members of course. It started out as a simple what are doing tonight kind of chat, a simple answer came back from Lil Mitch, but the next question from this accquaintance is where it started to become a little strange. He asked, " Any ladies coming over?" Lil Mitch slightly taken back by this sudden strange outburst, calmly answered that none at the moment. He then asked if there were going to be any coming over soon.. Lil Mitch being the kind, good G that he is humored the accquaintance by saying maybe. Lil Mitch then continued to explain that he was going to attend a Pajama Jam party to enjoy the evening. The accquaintance asked if he was going with girls.. Lil Mitch simply stated that he was going to meet up with some there. As soon as Lil Mitch answered that, the accquaintance ended the conversation. This brings us to the topic of which I, Jake Mitchell DTT #1, would like to discuss this evening. Stereo types can be very misleading and very dull and boring at the same time. The reason for this dullness is the fact that it is has been done so many times that everyone ties this thing or action to whatever holds the stereo type. The stereo type I wish to cover now is the stereo type of guys see that if they are talking with another guy it is a given that girls must be mentioned or brought up into the conversation. True there is nothing wrong with talking about girls, girls are great and deserve to be mentioned or talked about to your bros. However in this instance of Lil Mitch and the old accquaintance I know for a fact that the accquaintance did not give a flying flip if Lil Mitch was going to be chillin with some ladies. He only brought up women solelly for the fact that he knows that guys talk about getting with girls! That is such a stupid and at times immature way to go about starting and holding conversations. If you can't start or hold a conversation with a friend and not talk girls then I say go find some new friends. Guys dont need to always be talking about how many girls they want to get with or how many they are getting with.. that is between the G and the Lady(ies). Now I am not trying to say that us Gs at TA never talk about girls, because we do, but what I am saying is that we can actually hold a decent conversation with eachother that has nothing to do with the lady folk. However when we do speak of women we do not generalize, we know the names of the girls in our lives and we talk about them as individuals not as mindless trophies to be flaunted around for show. We talk about how things are going with that special lady, we offer advice to one another and help eachother through the hard times and the good times. So I say stop being that "Guy" who thinks all that guys talk about is Sports and getting with girls. How about you become a decent dude and try and hold a decent conversation with your bros, you will find that they are a lot more chill than you think, and you will start to look at opposite sex different, you will have more respect for them. So have a little bit more respect for yourself and for the ladies you will be talking about. Stop being that guy, and start being a G!
Peace, I'm out!
Double Take Twin #1

Whoa, Forgot a Big Announcement

This is a shout out from the Thugs to our fellow thug up in Plain City, UT (Greater Ogden area) Colton "Spanky" Spencer. Tonight marks Spany's last night as a dating man, and he is having his missionary farewell this Sunday, which the thugs will be attending. He will be leaving for North Carolina ("C'mon and raise up, take your shirt off and twist it around your head, spin it like a helicopter") on Wed. He will be serving the great Lord for two years and we know that our boy will do us proud. He's tha man and we all love him dearly. Spanks, keep staying fly and remember that you are the man and we're all looking up to you buddy. Love ya man, you're going to do great out there.

John Scores us Austin Collie's Cleat

Yo yo yo, this is Scottie Mo with JT, Taylor, and lil' Mitch. We have big news boys and girls, big news. Today was BYU's final home game this year against San Diego State. Of course our boys in blue blew out the Aztecs 41-12, setting a school record of 18 straight home wins covering the past 3 seasons. But, thats not all, the best part is still coming folks. First of all, for those of you who don't know, BYU has a wide out named Austin Collie who basically is the man. He's gone for 100+ yards the past 8 games (a Mountain West Conference record) and he has 13 TDs and 1,185 yards so far this season with two games still left on the schedule. He's also a candidate for the Biletnikoff Award (Best WR in college football).

As you can see, Austin is obviously a major stud for BYU. He's Max Hall's main man, and he's also become ours.

Once upon a time, the thugs from TA were chillin in our usual after game spots above the BYU player tunnel in the stands...as the players come through all the little kids down low line up around them normally ask "Hey man, can I have your number?" or possibly, "Yo Max Hall, gimme your wristband!" Now we have seen this happen game after game this year and one time I even gave a girl my number in this very same atmosphere, so obviously her life was changed and its plain to see that this place is a pretty legit scene. But this time it got even more legit. All the big name players were coming through giving high fives and signing autographs when we saw this beast of a man, Austin Collie. Earlier we had tryed to score Michael Reed's (The other bomb BYU wide out) mouth guard. He looked up at us, and he along with all of our other fans chuckled. So, as you can see we were determined to get any kind of memorabilia from the players. Mr. Collie was busy signing autographs while we were up above him yelling at him. Everyone was trying to get something from him but he had already taken off his sweatbands and had already wiped off the Aztec blood that he had collected during the previous 48 minutes of football. So, our boy JT "Heartthrob" Meyer yells "Yo my boy Austin! Throw us your cleat!" Of course we were just being the silly thugs that we are, and we all thought that there would be no way that we could actually score his cleat, but we did. He kept signing autographs, then started walking towards the locker room door when all of a sudden he kicked his right heel out of his shoe. All of us instantly froze. He then took it off and turned towards us. A little Tongan Boy by Austin began to cry tears of joy as Mr. Collie lofted the cleat towards the heavens (us). I reached as far out as I could, hanging dangerously over the guard rail, the cleat then fluttered into my grasp and John began to cry hysterically. All of the people down low by the players started clapping as we all freaked out and started to "2-Step" while holding the cleat. We then decided to check the size and came to discover that we had basically found Cinderella's glass slipper because its size "11" fit my foot perfectly. I put it on, and we started our trek back to TA. Multiple times we were stopped along the way by adoring fans of us, oh and Austin, and we even were asked for pictures. Basically Austin became more of a man today because of his acceptence into the brotherhood known as TA. From now on Austin will always be a G and he will always get into TA for free!

Our Boy and His Gift to Us